Some wives shop 7 days a week while their husbands work 5 days a week.
When his wife nags the civilized man goes to a club instead of reaching for one.
The only times when wives usually treat husbands better than pets is when he is sick.
Husbands are like wood fires. When unattended they go out.
A man may be in trouble because his wife walked out on him, or because she walked in on him.
( source : Family Humour Book by Stephen W.K.Tan)