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Husband & Wife

(coversation between a husband & a wife)

Husband      :  Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife              :  Jo aap kaho.
Husband      :  Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife              :  Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Husband      :  To sabji roti bana lo.
Wife              :  Bacche nahi khayenge
Husband      :  To channe puri bana lo.
Wife              :  Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.
Husband      :  Eggs bhurji bana lo.
Wife              :  Aaj guruvaar hai.
Husband      :  Paraanthe ?
Wife              :  Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
Husband      :  Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife              :  Roz roz hotel ka khana nahi chahiye.
Husband      :  Kadhi chawal?
Wife              :  Dahi nahi hai.
Husband      :  Idly sambar?
Wife              :  Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
Husband      :  Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.
Wife              :  Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta.
Husband      :  Phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife              :  Jo aap kaho

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