Women Friends chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
(contributed by:Rajagopal Bommakanti on 07.11.2011)
LOVE MARRIAGE ARRANGED MARRIAGE Resembles Procedural Programming Language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations over phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like. Similar toObject Oriented Programmingapproach. First fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on the person. Functions are added to supplement the main program. Functions can be added or deleted. Family system hangs because hardware (Parents) is not responding. Compatible with hardware (Parents). You are the Project Leader. You are responsible for implementation and execution of project – married life. You are a Team memberunder Team Leader(Parents). So they are responsible for successful exection of project-married life. Client expectationsinclude exciting features like spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc. All these features are covered in the SRS(system requirement specifications)Love marriage is like Windows–beautiful and seductive. Yetone never knows when it willcrash — if crashes, that’s theend. Arranged marriage is like Unix. Boring and colorless; but extremely reliable and robust. May crash but easy to recover.
(contributed by: Sandanadurai R on 26/9/11)
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Flowers.”
“That’s right!” the boy said, “But, how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner’s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.” “That’s right, but how did you know?” asked the girl. “Oh, just a wild guess,” said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. “Is it wine?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. “Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, “I give up, what is it?”
With great glee, the boy replied, “It’s a puppy!”
(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 25.10.2011)